wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D
Well somebody finally gets it!
Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.
Grand Central, NYC 1929
Its not possible anymore to take such photograph, as the buildings outside block the sun rays.
I think about this at least once a day
We have this picture in our living room
this is surreal i love it
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
- desserts & stressed
- drawer & reward
- gateman & nametag
- time & emit
- laced & decal
- regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
thank you Bathtub Barracuda.
A Frederatory Comics Day
BOOM! Studios is putting out today three Frederator-related comics: Bee and PuppyCat #3; Marceline and the Scream Queens Mathematical Edition; and Bravest Warriors #23. Covers here are by, from top to bottom, Zac Gorman, Hannah Nance Partlow, and Tara Helfer.
Add them to your collection this minute.
take note gentlemen